FIVE-OH CAUGHT GLAZED HANDED AS HE HOLDS DOUGHNUT STORE HOSTAGE!!!

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A Arkansas police office is being held for holding 13 people hostage at a local doughnut shop early Tuesday morning.  It seems to have started about 9:15 Tuesday, when one, Roscoe P Coltrane of Arkansas, had a rather nasty doughnut craving hit while driving his pink Miata.  A Mrs. Verda Lee, of Conway, Arkansas, gave this eye witness account:  "Lawd, I thought a deranged leprechaun had come through those double doors, but it was soon apparent to us all that he wasnt after gold.  He was after that waterfall of glaze!  Then he got up on the edge of the tank, yelled "YEEHAW" and did a cannonball in the glaze.  I ain't never eating there again"  Shortly thereafter, he made a straw out of a piece of rubber tubing, and drank nearly 5 gallons of glaze.   

Luckily, Roscoe let one hostage go to the bathroom. When the hostage didn't return, Roscoe sent all the others to see what's took him so long.   Little did Roscoe know that all hostages escaped out the back door.

Some reports say that most witnesses wanted to stay around and see "how much more glaze that short little man could put away" but were finally persuaded to leave the premises. 

When police went to investigate, they found Roscoe going face up through the pouring glaze while singing the "Hallelujah" chorus in a hallucinatory way. 

[okieoliveoyl]

The mental image of 5-0 on the doughnut conveyor belt basking in all that glaze (think krispy kreme here...) .... no wonder he is on a sugar induced high...lol

[Melody]

    

[The Purple Fuzzy]

[MelodyB]

*can't breathe!*